Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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