i don't like sucking hair
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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