I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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