? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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