Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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