I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
