I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
whose parrot is this?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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