i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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