Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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