And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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