oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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