Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
whose ass print is on the piano?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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