brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize