So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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