There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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