I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
as a side note pls kill me
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