That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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