Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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