I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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