I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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