So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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