small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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