So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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