Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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