I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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