My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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