I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
someone owes me an orgasm
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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