But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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