have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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