sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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