Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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