i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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