The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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