Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Say something about gay babies.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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