Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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