kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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