just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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