am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
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if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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