I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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