Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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