I forgot how hot balto sounded
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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