found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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