I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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