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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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