So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Too much gin, very little bucket
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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