I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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