They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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