So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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