And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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