Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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