That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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