they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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