My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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