I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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