Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Small penises have feelings too.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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