then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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