he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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