Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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